tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-142694952011-04-21T11:03:17.974-07:00embernoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14269495.post-1120946401995150792004-11-09T14:59:00.000-08:002005-07-14T19:07:22.170-07:00you know the songs angel's in the centerfold and the piña collada song damn! WHO is going to be the first to write a song in which they went to the imaginary girlfriends site and found their girlfriend was there ...cheating on them? well, maybe it's not exactly cheating...?? at <a href="http://www.webnetjrl.com/BLOWJOBS.htm">public blowjobs</a><br /><br />top of the C&W charts this week: <br />"I'm walkin them blue steel rails out of town all alone <br />since my imaginary girlfriend went and got an imaginary boyfriend of her own."<br /><br />or, maybe a remake...<br /><br />My imaginary girlfriend's back and girl there's gonna be trouble<br />(Hey la, hey la, I imagine she's back)<br />you think I am a loser, well I'm gonna bust your bubble<br />(Hey la, hey la, I'm pretending she's back)<br />I heard you telling all your friends our relationship is ending<br />(Hey la, hey la, you think I have no options) <br />My social skills are sorry, but I'm getting better at pretending<br />(Hey la, Hey la, I have a year's subscription)<br />She sent me a letter and she scented it with perfume<br />(Hey la, hey la, you can smell it if you want to)<br />She's faithful to me, but she's invisible to you<br />(Hey la, hey la, it's all in my head)<br /><br />(Yeah, she's an angel fairy)<br />(so what if she's imaginary)<br />(Yeah, and this is worth repeatin')<br />(Hey, it's not exactly cheatin')<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14269495-112094640199515079?l=cryofcapricorn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>embernoreply@blogger.com